Lalu jokes

Laloo sent his Bio Data - to apply
for
a post in Microsoft Corporation,
USA
A few days later he got this reply:
"Dear Mr. Laloo, We are sorry to
intimate you that you do not meet
our requirements.
Please do not send any further
correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks"
Laloo jumped with joy on receiving
this reply.
He arranged a party and when all
the guests had come, he said:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan
kar
khushi hogee ki hum America mein
naukri paa gaya hoon."
Everyone was delighted.
Laloo continued...... "Ab main aap
sab ko apnaa appointment letter
padkar sunaongaa par letter
angreeze main hai isliyen saath
saath hindi
main translate bhi karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo .....
Pyare Laloo bhaiyya
We are sorry ....... humse galti ho
gayee.
To intimate you that ......... .aapko
yeh
batana hai ki
You do not meet .aap to miltay hi
naheen ho
our requirement ..... humko to
zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further
correspondence
,,,,ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno
zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ....... phoonwa ka
bhee
zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ... bahut khaatir
kee jayegi.
Thanks ......... aapkaa bahut bahut
dhanyawaad

A boy & a girl loved each other very much.
unfortunately the boy died.
girl was upset too much & she couldn’t stop her tears.
she kept on crying every day.
many people gave sympathy but no argument could stop her tears.
one night she slept & had a dream.
she saw the guy in heaven with so many guys of his age.
he felt relaxed.
but she noticed that every guy was in fairy dress & had a lightened candle in their hand.
but her guy had a candle which was not lightened.
she asked him: “why your candle is not lightened?”
he said: “whenever i lighten my candle my candle your tears falls on it”

please don’t cry for whom you really love”
“because they dont want you too?”

She said that she wanted to get high..!!
He took her to the tallest hill in town

She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink..!!
He made cappuccino for her, gave her and said, “Drink Up

She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face..!!
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, Aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.

She said that she wanted to see her blood..!!
He took her to get her ears pierced

She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep..!!
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed

She said that she wanted to be alone..!!
He gave her a name tag that said “My Name Is Alone”

She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always..!!
He asked when he wasn’t available for her..?!

Love is always caring, Only if its True! 

Girl: Dad.. my teacher ask me what ur dad do?
Dad: What u said?

Girl: I said he works in a chocolate factory.. and brings lots of chocolate for me?

In evening he works in an ice-cream parlor… and i eat my fvr8 flavor?

He also works in a toys shop.. and bring me soft and cuddy teddy’s?

Sometimes he is a teacher also bcoz
He helps me in my homework.. He is very strong and hard-worker..
He works from morning to evening… and nvr get tired nd always there for me..?
Dad.. did i said right..??

Dad: I Love You so much my baby?
Girl: I Love You too… u to Dad?

Some friendships are like Tom and Jerry.
They tease each other;
Knock down each other;
Irritate each other;
But can't live without each other!

Dost wo nahi jo aap ke kaam aaye,
dost wo hai jo.. apki t-shirt maang kr le jae aurr kabi wapis na de..
dost wo nahi jo.. apko treet de..
dost wo hai jo.. aap k ghar aae aur khe aj kya paka hai “jo b hai jaldi se le aa”
dost wo nahi jo phone kr k milne aaye..
dost wo jo ghar k samne aa k msg kare “kaminey bahar aa”..
dost wo nahi jo janaze me aae..
dost wo hai jo kabar pe t-shirt le k aae aur kahe
“le nhi chahiye tera ehsaan chal uth aur meri dosti wapis kar..?”

riendship