Lalu jokes

Laloo sent his Bio Data - to apply
for
a post in Microsoft Corporation,
USA
A few days later he got this reply:
"Dear Mr. Laloo, We are sorry to
intimate you that you do not meet
our requirements.
Please do not send any further
correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks"
Laloo jumped with joy on receiving
this reply.
He arranged a party and when all
the guests had come, he said:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan
kar
khushi hogee ki hum America mein
naukri paa gaya hoon."
Everyone was delighted.
Laloo continued...... "Ab main aap
sab ko apnaa appointment letter
padkar sunaongaa par letter
angreeze main hai isliyen saath
saath hindi
main translate bhi karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo .....
Pyare Laloo bhaiyya
We are sorry ....... humse galti ho
gayee.
To intimate you that ......... .aapko
yeh
batana hai ki
You do not meet .aap to miltay hi
naheen ho
our requirement ..... humko to
zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further
correspondence
,,,,ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno
zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ....... phoonwa ka
bhee
zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ... bahut khaatir
kee jayegi.
Thanks ......... aapkaa bahut bahut
dhanyawaad